That annoying moment when your friends make it obvious that you like your crush.
Wednesday Sep 9 @ 12:14am with 84,285 notes
When my mom is cooking, i don’t help her.
I just go sit at the table like
LMFAO . The whole family goes and sits at the table like that while my mom cooks
Tuesday Aug 8 @ 04:19am with 95,440 notes
Saturday Aug 8 @ 03:15am with 100,757 notesI would be scared as fuck if this happened to me.
…but instead this bitch is posing like she’s in a shampoo commercial and shit.
“You forgot to collect the home-“
Thursday Aug 8 @ 08:12pm with 68,939 notesSHUT THE FUCK UP!
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After watching a scary movie.
My friends:
“Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”
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HAHAHAHHAA that is me!
Thursday Aug 8 @ 08:05pm with 60,283 notes
When bitches take too long on your computer and you get impatient:
Thursday Aug 8 @ 07:56pm with 16,765 notes
Aight bitch, times up.
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When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here”.
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She does it all the time! And when i go it’s for something dumb. I’ve just learned to play asleep.
Wednesday Aug 8 @ 04:01am with 91,865 notes